My sister is like “Sam is always trying smooth talk somebody with his nice soft voice. And the people always fall for it too.”
My sister is holding my hand and crying, talking about she never going to use the bathroom by herself again. This nigga is trippin’ over this Bloody Mary stuff.
My little sister can’t even get past The Bloody Mary episode on Supernatural. She looking around the room twitching and shit.
My sister is about to start watching Supernatural. She has no idea what she is getting into. Pray for her.
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